Courtesy Warning – Do not read before, during or shortly after any meal.
I promised a second edition to my Poop Stories earlier this week and boy is this a whopper. It’s almost too disgusting to tell but maybe there is some mom out there that can laugh along with me and know exactly how we felt at that very moment.
Our kids are diaper squirmers. Plain and simple. When it comes time to switch out the diaper for a fresh one you would think we were holding a ticklefest because our toddler, Kaydence, just flips and flops all over the place. She’s been this way since the day she was born. Maybe she likes a challenge, I don’t know, but I do know it’s a 2 person job to get a diaper on successfully.
Except, this day, I left my husband to fend for himself.
Just as he almost has the diaper off I turn around to see Kaydee throwing her legs in the air and up it comes, a big hunk of toddler poop goes flying and lands…
not on the floor
not back in the diaper
not even conveniently in the small trash can nearby
but right in Kaydee’s MOUTH.
Yep, right smack in the mouth. What happened in the two minutes following I can barely remember other than a lot of “ewww” “spit that out” “get some water” “grooossss”. Since the incident my husband has forbidden me from ever leaving him alone to do a diaper change with her again.
So spill it, who has a poop story to share?
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OMG that is sick! I don’t have a poop story…I have a pee one though. When our son was born, we brought him home and I headed in the other room while my husband and daughter changed his first wet diaper in his room. All of a sudden I hear my oldest running and crying. ‘What’s wrong honey?’ ‘Mom….(crying) brother pee peed!!!’ ‘It’s ok honey, babies do that.’ (crying hysterically) ‘No mom…he pee peed in my mouth!!!’ *laughter from me* If you have a little boy (I know you do Cat) then you know when they get cold and their diaper is off, they pee and it goes in whichever direction it’s pointed which at the time was pointed towards my curious (then) 3 year old! lmao
ROTFLMAO
HOLY ….LOL. I can’t stop laughing that is so awefully disgusting poor baby. NOT a time to grab the camera thats for sure. Ewwww.
I’m laughing so dang hard My eyes are tearing. That was too funny. Funny now but I’m sure at the time you were all disgusted.
I think you take the award for the grossest poop story ever!
Thanks for making me laugh!
I have a funny poop story that coincidentally is from before we had kids. Check it out:
http://laurasmommyblog.com/?p=181
Oh no! I bet your DH was glad that wasn’t HIS mouth. I’m gagging just thinking about it.
About a month ago, Rowan wasn’t feeling very well. He LOVES black beans and DH went to get him out of bed in the morning. He had taken his jammies and diaper off and black bean diarrhea was everywhere. I’m glad I’m not the one that found it, tee hee hee.
Ok, I think I might have just thrown up in my mouth a little. Never heard that one before. You are probably glad that it happened on your husbands watch , not yours.
That is just plain nasty, gross, disgusting and sad all at the same time. Poor Kaydee! I think I would have just thrown up right where I was. As a matter of fact it makes me want to throw up right now.
Imagine how I felt! Poor kid didn’t know what to do.
OMG, I am laughing so hard! But I feel so bad for her, too! Lol!
My daughter, Isabella, put fresh dog poop in her mouth. It was disgusting and possibly my grossest story to date…
Ohhh poor kiddo LOL but it is funny (sorry) my wildest poop story is using it as a paint on the walls nothing else
thank goodness LOL
I do have a couple of poop stories but nothing that tops that one!
This is the one that still makes us laugh = http://www.valmg.com/index.php/2009/heads-or-tails-98/